“My kid said it was the most terrifying experience of their life” – A parent’s review after I spent a week as a camp counselor.Despite Camp Canyonwood’s adorable art, there are vicious bear attacks, ghost sightings, and UFO abductions. As a new summer counselor at Camp Canyonwood, my first day doesn’t go so well. I’m in charge of four adorable little kid campers, and one gets bitten by a snake, another collapses from malnourishment, and a third finds the skeletonized body of a former counselor in a cave. Horrifying as all that sounds, it may wind up being the bright spot of the summer, considering this adorable summer camp simulator includes everything from bear attacks to ghost sightings to UFO abductions.Did I mention that each night when I go to sleep I’m visited by a goat demon? It’s going to be a long summer.Each camp session lasts seven days, and in that time you have to keep your four campers safe, fed, and maybe most importantly, stimulated. They’ll follow you everywhere and demand activities, which means racing around barking orders at them to catch bugs, pick flowers, chop down trees, go fishing, and pick up trash. If a kid does an…
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As counselor in this summer camp sim, I gave a kid ‘the most terrifying experience of their life’
