GOT a date, but not sure what to talk about because you’re a socially dysfunctional weirdo? Don’t worry, just jump in with any of these interesting topics. Mixed martial arts Okay, you haven’t actually joined an MMA club or had any fights yet, but you love watching it on TV and you’ve done some pretty impressive jabs, chokes and roundhouse kicks in your bedroom. Obviously it’s great to just talk about, but to really impress a date, stand up and demonstrate some moves in the middle of a restaurant. The Gaza conflict Starting an in-depth conversation on this topic as soon as you’ve sat down marks you out as a serious political thinker. And as a weirdo and therefore an armchair war nerd your main interest in this tragic situation will be the awesome high-tech weaponry being used. As you list the different types of guided and unguided munitions likely to be deployed by Israeli F-16 Falcons your date is guaranteed to be thinking: ‘Yes, I want to sleep with this man.’ Your masculine hobby Women might not admit it, but they all secretly hanker after macho men with a hint of danger about them. So on your first date…
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Mixed martial arts, and other excellent first date conversations if you’re a f**king nutter
